Damnit!

I went in. Alone. J***b chickened out on me. So a few nights ago I climbed out of my window and snuck into my tall neighbour's yard and up to his back door. Curiously the door was unlocked, so I snuck in and flipped my torch.
Not much was there, but also there was a whole lot missing. There was no furniture, no TV or anything! I opened a set of drawers and found some weird drawings and diarys but nothing told me where my neighbour had gone/was going.
I decided I'd seen enough and went to leave, but the door had been locked. I was kind of freaking out so I pulled my jacket off and wrapped it around my fist, then smashed the window and clambered out.
I pegged it home and I've been laying low for a while, people have noticed the window.
I'll update if anything happens. My next mission is to yell at J***b about not coming with...

Stakeout

So, me 'n J***b hung out around next door all night and found nothing!
The guy in the suit is gone, I swear! J***b looked really jittery and tired, plus he didn't wanna go in the house that night, but that's next time.
Also, we got a twitter! In case, y'know, we don't have time to make a blog post if something happens...

Stuff

So! Sorry for not bein' around recently peeps! I got a LOT to say, surprise, and you better listen!
So a few days ago we found out that the guy next door hasn't been seen since he showed up and that he didn't really work at the bank.
In other news my pretty cool friend, whos name I will censor for respect, is acting pretty weird. Hes got bags under his eyes and that weird black thing that happens when you don't sleep enough, hes slurring his words and seems to be forgetting how he gets into places sometimes.
Also my dog keeps barking at night around midnight, and he's growling at the window.
That's all for now, but me and J***b have decided to make it our mission to find my tall, black suited, pale skinned next door neighbour...
God I suck at spelling...

Mai Daze

Just chillin' with some bowling for soup and talking to the Lizwarr.

lol

Wasn't really attacked fool! Aha! You guys are so dumb! And I'm also not the prince of Bel-Air, eff why eye.
But in other personal news a guy moved in next door today. He works at the bank or something mom said. I saw him hangin' around the house facing away from me. Standin' there...Bald, in a suit lookin' cool 'n tall. But he didn't answer the door when we went to say hi so, if he's a jerk I'll let him be a jerk alone.
PEACE!

So yeah...

So today I was attacked. Yeah. Was just strollin' around and then outta the blue this weirdo I've never seen before just runs at me with a stick and beat the shit outta me.
Well I staggered home and called out to my mom and when she saw me..Well..
She got scared and said, 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.'
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air!

Yay

I
AM
BETTER!