So yeah...

So today I was attacked. Yeah. Was just strollin' around and then outta the blue this weirdo I've never seen before just runs at me with a stick and beat the shit outta me.
Well I staggered home and called out to my mom and when she saw me..Well..
She got scared and said, 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.'
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air!

Yay

I
AM
BETTER!

Sick

I have flu, and it sucks beyond all ass!
I have to miss school, cough and be in pain.
This SUCKS!

Today

I went to town and baught some trainers, a hoody and stuff for the girlfriend.
Tomorrow will be a good day indeed.

Heh heh heh

This blog is pretty cool.
Bit...Uh...Brainy for me, too many big words or somethin'.
*Ahem*
HELLO DEAR READERS! I WOU-Oh who am I kidding.
It's just me here...Frickin' douchebags...I'm goin' to town with the girlfriend on Sunday...Whatever...

Happy times

Hung out at the girlfriend's house, watched Doctor Who, had fun, played games, talked.
Y'know? Fun.
Gonna go stalk the youtubes for anything good.

My day so far...

I ate toast, went to school, didn't do work, talked and had a few good times with my girlfriend and got home to post for you.
Aren't you happy?

Introductory post

Yo! Howsit go?!
I think we should get to know eachother since your taking time to read this!
In other words, I'll talk and you listen!
I'm 15, loud, obnoxious, narcissistic, pathetic, lanky, stupid and crazy. I LOVE to doodle and I'd like to make a cartoon or something one day.
My name? Hah! Hah hah! You were serious? Allow me to laugh some more!
My display name may be Jake, but that don't mean that's my real name!
Enjoy the peeks at the life of a teenage idiot!